- Is this a real thing?
- Yes. Real bike, real vinyl, real me. Every kilometre on this page comes straight out of Strava, so the numbers only move when I actually ride.
- What do I actually get?
- A linked listing on this page for as long as it exists, your logo in the photographs I publish here and on Instagram, and die-cut vinyl on your spot on the frame when I race.
- You do not even have the new bike yet.
- Correct, and I am not going to pretend otherwise. The bike is the top line of the kit list, and it gets bought with this money — that is the whole point. What you buy today is a spot at today's price, listed publicly from the moment you pay. The vinyl goes on the frame I race, once there is one.
- How does the price work?
- Every spot opens at a fixed price. After that the only way to get it is to pay double what the current holder paid — and they get every penny back. Then it doubles again for whoever comes next.
- What if someone takes my spot?
- You are refunded in full, automatically, and I email you who took it. You can take it straight back at double, as many times as you like. Change your mind before anyone takes it and I refund you minus the card fee Stripe charged me.
- Can I put anything on the bike?
- I keep the final say on artwork. If it would embarrass me at a group ride, in front of my mother, or in a police report, it is a no.
- How do I pay?
- By card, through Stripe. Pick a spot, put in your brand name and pay. The spot goes live the moment the payment clears, and I email you for the artwork straight after.
- When does the vinyl actually go on?
- On race day, on the bike I race. Two reasons, both honest: the new bike is not bought yet, and a spot can change hands at any time — cutting a fresh decal every time one does would be silly. Between now and then your logo is on this page and in every photograph, which is the part that never comes off.
- What if you stop riding?
- You would see it before I admitted it — the numbers here come from Strava on their own. If I stop for good, everyone gets refunded.
- Can I support you without a logo?
- Yes, and it means more than you would think. Email me at [email protected]. You get a thank-you on this page and a genuinely delighted reply.